I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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