I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
