Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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