I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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