no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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