She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I can't turn off my feet"
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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