David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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