You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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