we're blogging at a bar
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
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