Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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