Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
