Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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