he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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