There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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