he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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