You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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