I hate all girls vehemently.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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