It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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