You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
accomplished twins. life is a go
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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