D3 body, D1 cock
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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