I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
my poor anus
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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