Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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