A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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