Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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