So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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