i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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