Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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