I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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