Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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