That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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