The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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