he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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