he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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