And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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