Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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