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well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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