I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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