he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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