we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
