If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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