i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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