I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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