I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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