ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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