idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
