I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
He kissed a someone with a penis
i love accidental penises.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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