her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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