i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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