turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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