I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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