it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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