Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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